Brown Eyed Handsome Man

INTRO: E

#1.
E
Arrested on charges of unemployment, he was

sitting in the witness stand.
                            A
The judge's wife called the district attorney
          B                    E
said, you free that brown-eyed man.
                              B
You want your job, you better free that
           E
brown-eyed man.

CHORUS:
E
Way back in history, three thousand years back,

ever since the world began.
                                       A
There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear
      B                   E
for a brown-eyed handsome man.
                       B                   E
A lotta trouble with a brown-eyed handsome man.

#2.
E
Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman

walking across the sand.
                                   A
She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay
          B                   E
to meet a brown-eyed handsome man.
                      B                   E
Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man.


INTERLUDE: E A B E

#3.
E
Milo Venus was a beautiful lass, she had the world

in the palm of her hand.
                            A
She lost both her arms in a wrestling match to get
  B                   E
a brown-eyed handsome man.
                             B                   E
She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man.

CHORUS:
E
Way back in history, three thousand years back,

ever since the world began.
                                       A
There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear
      B                   E
for a brown-eyed handsome man.
                       B                   E
A lotta trouble with a brown-eyed handsome man.


INTERLUDE: E A B E


OUTRO:
E
Well, three to two the count with nobody on, he hit a

high fly into the stand.
                      A                         B
Rounding third he was headed for home, it was a brown
              E                                B
eyed handsome man..that won the game, it was a brown
              E
eyed handsome man.

...E A B E...E A B E.