My Dad Snores

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My Dad snores, does yours ? My Grandpa snores, too,
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through walls and doors it rumbles right through.
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My Mum’s nearly goin’ insane,
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though she kicks him again and again.
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What are we going to do ? Your Dad, does he snore too ?


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My Dad snores, does yours? Like an old steam train,
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there he goes again like thunder and rain.
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We tried a peg on his nose,
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when he snores through the TV shows.
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What are we going to do ? Your Dad, does he snore too ?


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My Dad snores, he roars like our old school bus.
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“What’s the fuss?”, he says, what’s the matter with us ?
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So we taped him on a blank cassette,
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but he still doesn’t believe us yet,
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What are we going to do ? Your Dad, does he snore too ?


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  My Dad snores, does you