Somebody Slap Me

 A  E D (X4)

[Verse]
A                      E           D
 I found a girl who's got her own money,
A                           E          D
 She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny
A                            E       D
 She got herself a beauty school diploma,
A                  E    D
 Runner up to Miss Oklahoma.
E
 She lives up-town, but she ain't "frilly",
E
 She's into football, She likes my chilli,

[Chorus]
A                E D
 Somebody slap me,
A                E D
 Somebody slap me,
A                    E D
 Can't be this happy,
A                  E
 Somebody slap me,

[Verse]
A                        E          D
 I found a girl who's sweeter than honey,
A                          E        D
 She pets my dog, and she likes my buddies.
A                              E       D
 The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing,
A                       E             D
 She's indepenent, she does her own plumbing.
E
 Her Daddy's rich, but she don't let it show,
E
 She likes to fish, she got her own boat,  Y'all !

[Chorus]
A                E D
 Somebody slap me,
A                E D
 Somebody slap me,
A                    E D
 Can't be this happy,
A                  E
 Somebody slap me,

[Bridge]
B
 She´s got long blonde hair, and her eyes are blue,
B
 She wants a husband, but not any time soon.

[Chorus]
A                E D
 Somebody slap me,
A                E D
 Somebody slap me,
A                    E D
 Can't be this happy,
A                  E
 Somebody slap me,

[Chorus]
A                E D
 Somebody slap me,
A                E D
 Somebody slap me,
A                    E D
 Can't be this happy,
A                  E
 Somebody slap me,