Scowling Crackhead Ian

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[Verse 1]
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Scowling crackhead Ian
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I can't forget your face
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You were a foul human being
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Way back on St. Mark's Place
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A white thug when we were both poor
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A life struggling for one quarter more
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In sixth grade that's what you'd mug me for
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A switch blade pressed up to my jugular
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So I feared for my next, safe streets were few
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My nerves grew wrecked near the Second Avenue
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I soon learned how to steer clear of a crook or a crew
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And now I'm still here, and look, so are you
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Forever you've been crackhead Ian
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It was your kid nickname if we spoke it
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You were an insane human being
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Whether you ever did or didn't really smoke it

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[Verse 2]
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I'd know that tall thin bent-over stroll
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All sun burned and grim since ten or twelve years old
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I guess yesterday is gone faces still intend our souls
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An I guess both our mom's places are still on rent control
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I was that wick, small, sad, sag, punier guy
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You was as big, tall and bad back in junior high
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No sight of someone's face has ever been scarier
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You'd come chase me from Street Fighter One or Space Harrier
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Hello again, crackhead Ian
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I still can't forget your foul face
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My fellow human being
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I know we're both still planted on St. Mark's Place

[Verse 3]
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We've lived our poor lives in close parallel
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Within this four or five blocks we both know so well
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You must have grew up near the former theater or old gross hotel
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I'm sure you're aware of me here, but oh I can't tell
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It seems you never outgrew your little preteen rage
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I still see you look so mean though now we are middle-aged
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I was eavesdropping last year at you laughing to tell
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About bashing some dude with a chair till he fell
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I slipped fast by you talking fear and our eyes would touch
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Drifting past by new mornings that it all changed so much
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I've never known your live story I'm sure it's rotten and tough
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But how long before these roles for us have gotten old enough?

[Verse 4]
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You must've had it so rough kid
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Well I wonder
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Forged by a tiny portion of love or fortune, goes lightning or goes thunder
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You're a bad one crackhead Ian
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A sad son and sunburned pig
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But of all the best kids seen downtown in our pre-teens
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It's just you and me left I think
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How long till you notice? How long until you shake my hand?
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How long until we're old man neighbours?
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Last tribesmen of the vanished plant
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We never even did exchange names. You were an evil kid from Hades
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When we played these arcade games That made life great in the 80's

[Outro]
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Me and Ian
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Me and Ian
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Ryding into the night of an east-village dream with these games in the street and the head 
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