Wide Awake

   C                            C7                       F
My baby loves to hold me in his arms and gently touch my face
      G                                                         C
As we lie there close together late at night in our own special place
                                           C7                           F      C/E Dm
It's like I'm driftin' off to heaven as he does that thing that only he can do
   G                                                      C
He moves his lips in little ways that let me know he's in heaven too

[Chorus]
                F                    C
He's snorin' a- gain and I'm wide a- wake
                        G/B   Am              G       D                               G
It's like a Nascar Race bein' run on his face and the bed starts to tremble and shake
  C                      C7                     F                            G
I try to roll him over I kick him with my feet, hell, I gotta wake him up so I can get sleep
      C           C/B   Am  G                    F    C
For a moment he's quiet and then he's snorin' a- gain

       C                      C7                        F
In the morning he wakes up so happy and lookin' all re- freshed
        G                                                        C
While I count the lines and the dark circles, 'cause I ain't had no rest
        C                           C7                            F   C/E Dm
Oh, the day seems to drag along and I can't wait to get myself in bed
    G                                                 C
But soon that old familiar sound comes crashin' in my head ---

[Chorus]
                F                    C
He's snorin' a- gain and I'm wide a- wake
                      G/B Am                   G        D             E          G
It's like an old buzz saw shakin' up the walls and I've had more than I can take
    C                              C7
I'm glad to hear he's breathin', I know he needs his rest
         F                               D/F#
But that snortin' and that wheezin' sure puts me to the test
      C           C/B      Am       G                  C F C
Gonna make him go sleep in the den, he's snorin' again

   G                              F                  C
He sleeps just like a baby but he sounds just like a tank
   D                                                     G
He knows that I adore him but when he gets to snorin', I have to grab his hair and yank ---

[Chorus]
F                   C                                  G/B Am G
He's snorin' again, and you know who you are out there
         D                   G    Am G/B
Oh, I've had more than I can take
    C                              C7
I'm glad to hear he's breathin', I know he needs his rest
         F                               D/F#
But that snortin' and that wheezin' sure puts me to the test
      C           C/B      Am       G                  C D E
Gonna make him go sleep in the den, he's snorin' again

[Tag]
F        C/E  D      C                G/B    Am     G
Oh, it's just like a nightmare that's haunt- in' a- gain ---
                    F   C/E G/D C
He's snorin' again, --- --- --- --- what's a girl -----