C7
I met my brother the other day
    C
And gave him my right hand
   C                        A
As soon as ever my back was turned
   Dm7   G7       C
He scandalized my name

[Chorus 1]

C
Now do you call that a brother?
C
No, no
C
You call that a brother?
C
No, no
C
You call that a brother
    A
No, no
Dm            C
Scandalize my name

[Verse 2]

  C7
I met my sister the other day
    C
And gave her my right hand
   C                        A
As soon as ever my back was turned
        Dm7   G7       C
She too scandalized my name

[Chorus 2]

C
Now do you call that a sister?
C
No, no
C
You call that a sister?
C
No, no
C
You call that a sister?
    A
No, no
Dm            C
Scandalize my name

[Verse 3]

  C7
I met my preacher the other day
    C
And gave him my right hand
   C                        A
As soon as ever my back was turned
       Dm7   G7       C
He too scandalized my name

[Chorus 3]

C
Now do you call that religion?
C
No, no
C
You call that religion?
C
No, no
C
You call that religion?
    A
No, no
Dm            C
Scandalize my name.