Ladies And Gentlemen

A      5 7 7 6 5 5
E      0 2 2 1 0 0
E*     x 7 9 9 9 7
F#m    2 4 4 2 2 2
Bm     x 2 4 4 3 2
D      x x 0 2 3 2
D*     10 12 12 11 10 10
Esus4  x 0 2 2 x x
A6/C#  x 9 11 11 10 9
B      7 9 9 8 7 7

[Verse 1]

    A        E     F#m
The whispers of my true love
             E     A
Are blisters on me now
    A     E       F#m
Oh, daisy put her dukes up
    F#m   E        A
And never put them down

E   Bm                          D
And everything we know will fall apart
    Bm                          D
But baby, you were born to be a star

Oh, yeah

[Chorus]

E          F#m   D
Ladies and gentlemen

(the here and now, the here and now)
E            F#m    D
Come let the devil in

(just hear me out, just hear me out)
     E                       F#m              D
I've cut all my losses, I'll become a goddess again

(and hold me down, and hold me down)
     E                       F#m                      D
I'll hijack the feeling, I'm something worth being in this

(give me the crown)

[Verse 2]

     Esus4 E         F#m
Hey, maybe there's a groupon
    F#m     E      A
For someone else's life
    A      E        F#m
Oh, honey, put your suit on
F#m          E        A     E
Pretend that I'm your wife

Bm                        D
Assuming that position, I can't breathe
  Bm                             D
I think you made a martyr out of me

[Chorus]

E          F#m   D
Ladies and gentlemen

(the here and now, the here and now)
E            F#m   D
Come let the devil in

(just hear me out, just hear me out)
     E                       F#m              D*
I've cut all my losses, I'll become a goddess again

(and hold me down, and hold me down)
     E                      F#m                      D
I'll hijack the feeling I'm something worth being in this

(give me the crown, just for the crowd)

[Bridge]

A6/C#              E*                      B
    In between, in between, in between, in between
A6/C#                        E                               B
    King and queen, king and queen, king and queen, king and queen
F#m   E     B
In between, king and queen
         F#m     E           B
You said take it off, honey, you tell me

[Verse 3]

E          F#m   D
Ladies and gentlemen
E               F#m   D
Both taste like peppermint
E                        F#m                   D
A night in a harness, my favorite alarmist and I

(and hold me down, and hold me down)
    E                    F#m                 D*
And all of my demons are singing Cat Stevens tonight, Tonight
   A        E        F#m
My all-time favorite drag queen
F#m           E      A
I'll love you till I die