The Hearse Song

Intro: Am

Am
Dont ever laugh
     Am
As a hearse goes by
F                           E
For you may be the next to die
Am
They wrap you up
     Am
In a big white sheet
F               E
From your head down to your feet
Am                  Am
They put you in a big black box
F                                 E
And cover you up with dirt and rocks
Am
And all goes well
       Am
For about a week
F           E
And then your coffin begins to leak
Am                              Am
And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
    F                  E
The worms play pinochle on your snout
Am                          Am
They eat your eyes, they eat your noes
F                  E
They eat the jelly between your toes
F                    Am
A big green worm with rolling eyes
E                          Am
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes
       F             Am
Your stomach turns a slimy green
      E                 Am
And puss comes out like whipping cream
      F           Am
You spread it on a slice of bread
      E             Am
And that's what you eat when your dead
         Am                       Am
And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in
 F                            E
The worms that crawl in are lean and thin
Am                        Am
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
F                                 E
Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out
F                       E
Your brain comes tumbling down your snout
Am                          Am
And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
F                                E
They crawl all over your dirty snout
Am                                     Am
Your chest caves in and your eyes pop out
F               E
Your brain turns to saurkraut
F                              Am
They invite their friends, and their friends too
E                     Am
They all come down to chew on you
F              Am              E                         Am
And this is what it is to die, i hope you had a nice goodbye
Am                   Am
Did you ever think as a hearse goes by
F                              E
That you might be the next to die
Am                        Am
And your eyes fall out and your teeth decay
F                          E        Am
And that is the end of a perfect... day