Corrupting My Better Half

A
Cutest girl I ever saw, did I love her?
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Then why'd I go and do something so cruel?
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I married her on that summer day, did I love her?
     A                      E                A
Well she said 'yes' so she must have been a fool.

A
On our honeymoon night, instead of making sweet love
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I sat her down and confessed my true history.
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I said, 'Baby, I love you and I hope you know you're a gift from above,
       A                         E            A
But I killed twenty men and the devil's after me.


[Pre-Chorus]
      E                                                 Dm          A
Well, she said that's okay, I don't care dear, cause I love you anyways.
         E                                           Dm             A
Honey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do so be strong, and be brave.
           Cm                 E
Well, I'll try, you know I'll try.


[Chorus]
     A                E        Dm             A
And God said, 'It is good, and man and woman should,
       A           E                  Dm           A
Become one and be fruitful. Well, we would, if we could,
           A                E        Dm          A
But we're running from the law and living in a shack,
     A                 E          Dm                 A
And I'm gonna burn in hell for corrupting my better half.


[Verse 2]
A
Cruisin' down the highway going 95.
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We're robbing convenience stores and trying to stay alive.
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I'm sorry I killed that man back there, can you ever forgive me,
    A                              E                   A
For bringing you into my life when I should've let you be.

[Pre-Chorus]
      E                                                 Dm          A
Well, she said that's okay, I don't care dear, cause I love you anyways.
         E                                           Dm             A
Honey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do so be strong, and be brave.
           Cm                 E
Well, I'll try, you know I'll try.

[Chorus]

     A                E        Dm             A
And God said, 'It is good, and man and woman should,
       A           E                  Dm           A
Become one and be fruitful. Well, we would, if we could,
           A                E        Dm          A
But we're running from the law and living in a shack,
     A                 E          Dm                 A
And I'm gonna burn in hell for corrupting my better half.


Then he does a little 'solo,' which is just playing through the verse chords once. If
lift your finger off the 2nd string in the A chord and the first string the Dm chord every
and a while it sounds sort of like what he does.


[Verse 3]
A
Well, the cops found our hideout and they shot her.
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Why'd they go and do something so cruel.
    Dm                        A     Dm
She died in my arms, I had to leave her.
    A                 E            A
I'm sorry my love for being such a fool.


[Pre-Chorus]
      E                                                 Dm          A
Well, she said that's okay, I don't care dear, cause I love you anyways.
         E                                           Dm             A
Honey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do so be strong, and be brave.
           Cm                 E
Well, I'll try, you know I'll try.

[Chorus]
     A                E        Dm             A
And God said, 'It is good, and man and woman should
       A           E                  Dm           A
Become one and be fruitful.' Well, I would, if I could.
           A                E        Dm          A
But I'm running from the law and the cops shot down my shack.
     A                 E          Dm                 A
And I'm gonna burn in hell for corrupting my better half...
A                  E          Dm                A
I'm gonna burn in hell for corrupting my better half...
A                  E          Dm             A
I'm gonna burn in hell for killing my better half.