Nitro Burning Funny Bong

Intro riff:

E-11b12-| (repeat A lot)


E       B     C#    G#  A
Ahhh...sweet youth
          G#  F#      F# G# F#   E
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
E          B     C# G# A  C# B  B C# B F# E
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
           E                           D#
Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked
                    E                             B
on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
        E                     D#
And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
 C#               B
Let's all go and hit


E       E      C#    E
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E        E          C#        E
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
E      E      C#     E
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E        E     C#      E
Another stupid stoner song


Fat and lame
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
By a bong, and a schlong
Yes now we have all seen how things can go wrong


Now my brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
My manager's gonna be pissed

I'm talkin' 'bout the


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E            B
Oh, can you take it
E         B
Oh, do a monster
E            B
Oh, can you deal with it?
B (palm mute)
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys


E B C# G# A G# F# F# G# F# E
E B C# G# A G# B B C# B F# E
(guitar 2 repeat through next verse until "I'm sucking...")


E        D#
Now I'm old
E                        B
Trapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
E
In the twilight of my years
C#                 B
I am still a drug addict


E                                B
I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
E
Moistened with lotion,
C#             B      E                      B
wrapped in a sarong. You know I live like a king
                   C#     B
But I act like a faggot
E                    D#
Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
E                        B
High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
E                   D#
My glorious destiny it turned to shit

C#                 B
Can I get another hit?

From the nitro-burning funny bong
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Oh, can you take it?
Oh, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the

E       E      C#    E
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E       E      C#    E
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E       E      C#    E
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E       E      C#    E
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B
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E            D#  B
Oh, can you take it
E          D#
Oh, do a monster

• A
• B
• C#

  4
• D#

  3
• E
• F#
• G#