How To Be A Woman

G#
Look pretty
Shut up
C#m
Smile for me
    A
But not too much
E
I love you
G#7
But you suck
C#m
Without me
A
You're fucked

[Chorus]

E                        G#                                C#m                   A
Remember just as long as you stay unhappy yeah yeah that's good for me, good for me
E                          G#7                               C#m        A
But baby you know that I'm on your side I swear I'm not your enemy, enemy
                E
That's what you tell me
    G#m                              C#m
You say you got my back and then you fail me
   A                                E
Do everything you say and still I'm lonely
    G#m                 C#m   A
You wonder why I hate myself
E
You win
G#m7                         C#m
I don't know a better way to do this
   A                           E
Is there a book on how to be a woman?
G#7   C#m
All I know is
A                     E    G#7  C#m
I don't ever wanna be you, you, you
A                     E    G#7  C#m
I don't ever wanna be you, you, you
A
I don't ever wanna be

[Verse 2]

E
I'm stupid
G#7
I'm dumb
C#m            A
I'm worse than my mum
E
She's perfect


[Spoken]

G# C#m  A

But she disagrees because we live in a society that prays on our deepest insecurities in order 
to drive
perpetual economic growth

[Chorus]

E                        G#                                C#m                   A
Remember just as long as you stay unhappy yeah yeah that's good for me, good for me
E                          G#                                C#m       A
But baby you know that I'm on your side I swear I'm not your enemy, enemy

((Next section is acapella, but these are the chords you *could* use))

                E*
That's what you tell me
                                     C#*
You say you got my back and then you fail me
                                    C#m*
Do everything you say and still I'm lonely
    E
You wonder why I hate myself

((Chords start again))

E
You win

G#m                          C#m
I don't know a better way to do this
   A                         E
Is there a book on how to be a woman?
G#    C#m
All I know is

A                     E    G#7  C#m
I don't ever wanna be you, you, you
A                     E    G#7  C#m
I don't ever wanna be you, you, you

A                     E    G#7  C#m
I don't ever wanna be you, you, you
A                     E    G#7  C#m
I don't ever wanna be you, you, you