Too Dumb To Die

[Intro]  A  C#  D  A

A     C#   D       A
Oh, oh  I love you
A     C#   D  A
Oh, oh  I do
A          C#          D           A
  I got a sentimental illness for you
        A         C#      A
Please don't go away, oh yeah

( A  C#m  F#m  E )
( A  C#m  F#m  E )

A          C#m              F#m
  I was a high school atom bomb
                  E      A
Going off on the weekends
         C#m             F#m
Smoking dope and mowing lawns
                     E        A
And I hated all the new trends

   C#m                    F#m
Me and my friends sang: "Woh-uh-oh-oh-oh"
E     A         C#m           F#m
It's true, the middle of the road
               E           A
At least it's better than here

 A
Looking for a cause
    D              E
But all I got was Santa Claus
     A                                     D  E
I'm hanging on a dream that's too dumb to die
   A
I feel like a cello
 D               E
Lost somewhere over the Rainbow
 A                               D   E
Way up high, I'm too scared to dream
                 A
But too dumb to die

( A  C#m  F#m  E )
( A  C#m  F#m  E )

A                     C#m   F#m
  My daddy always was on strike
                    E    A
Going off with the teamsters
                              C#m  F#m
He said that everything will be alright
                        E
Not every Sunday can be Easter

A      C#m                    F#m            E
  The Picket-Line screamed: "Woh-uh-oh-oh-oh"
        A            C#m
Don't cross, don't cross the line
   F#m                              E
Because you'll be a scab, not a martyr

 A
Looking for a cause
    D              E
But all I got was camouflage
     A                                     D  E
I'm hanging on a dream that's too dumb to die
   A
I feel like a cello
 D               E
Lost somewhere over the Rainbow
 A                               D   E
Way up high, I'm too scared to dream

But too dumb to

( A  C#m  F#m  E )
( A  C#m  F#m  E )

 A
Looking for a cause
    D              E
But all I got was camouflage
     A                                     D  E
I'm hanging on a dream that's too dumb to die
   A
I feel like a cello
 D               E
Lost somewhere over the Rainbow
 A                               D   E
Way up high, I'm too scared to dream
                 A
But too dumb to die

[Final]  A  C#m  F#m  E
         A  C#m  F#m  E