G     C     A     D

e  3     3     5     5
B  3     5     5     7
G  4     5     6     7
D  5     5     7     7
A  5     3     7     5
E  3     3     5     5

intro: G   C   G...

              C                            G
Wayne Gretzky...the only man I'd have sex with

              C                  G
Wayne Gretzky...I'd be intimate with

              C                         G
Wayne Gretzky...I think he's kinda sexy

              C                             D
Wayne Gretzky...I wonder what he looks like naked

                          A                                   D
I wonder what it would be like to have sex with the great one

                          A
I wonder what it would be like to have sex with the league's
        G
leading scorer

              C                       G
Wayne Gretzky...I know he's a married man

          C                      G
But maybe...he'd be attracted to me

               C                 G
Darrin Pfeifer...stupid American boy

              C                        D
Wayne Gretzky...very handsome Canadian man

                          A                                   D
I wonder what it would be like to have sex with the great one

                          A
I wonder what it would be like to have sex with the league's
        G
leading scorer

              C                           G
Wayne Gretzky...I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah