Why Does It Hurt When I Pee

A5              G5        F5   F5  G5
Why does it hurt when i pee?
A5              G5        F5   F5  G5
Why does it hurt when i pee?
  E5            F5                 G5        E5
I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me
A5              G5      D5
Why does it hurt when i pee?

     D5    Dsus  D
E|--------------------------| 
B|-----------8~~---7~~------| 
G|--(7~~)--7~~---7~~---7~~--| 
D|--(7~~)-------------------| 
A|--(5~~)-------------------| 
E|--------------------------| 

  A5              G5      F5   F5  G5
I got it from the toilet seat
  A5               G5     F5   F5  G5
I got it from the toilet seat
   E5           F5     [N.C.]          E5
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat
A5              G5     D5
Got it from the toilet seat


[First guitar]

    D5             D5          D
E|-------10~---12~---13~---14~---------| 
B|-------------------------------------| 
G|--10/11~---12~---13~---14~-----------| 
D|-------------------------------------| 
A|-------------------------------------| 
E|-------------------------------------| 

                                     E5          F5             G5    
E|--12-------------------10--| |--------------------------------------
B|-----13-12-13-10-12-13-----| x8 |-------7-9~~---------8-10~~--------
G|---------------------------| |--9--9--------10--10---------12--12---
D|---------------------------| |--------------------------------------
A|---------------------------| |--------------------------------------
E|---------------------------| |--------------------------------------
          E5   A5  D5  D5
E|-----11TR12TR11TR12TR11--|    
B|-10-12----------------------| 
G|-------------------------|    
D|-------------------------|    
A|-------------------------|    
E|-------------------------|    

[Second guitar]

E|-----------------------| 
B|-----------------------| 
G|--9--------------------| 
D|----10-9-10-7-10-9-10--| 
A|-----------------------| 
E|-----------------------| 

[Third guitar]

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------
D|----------------5-7~~-------7-5-------------2~~-----3~~-----5~~-----
A|----------5-7-8-----------------8-7-5-------2~~-----3~~-----5~~-----
E|--1-5-7-8-----------------------------8-7-5-0~~-----1~~-----3~~-----
E|-------| 
B|-------| 
G|-------| 
D|2~~----| 
A|2~~----| 
E|0~~----| 

D5   D5
Ooooooh!

[Verse]

   A5                G5         F5  (Rattle)
My balls feel like a pair of maracas

   A5                   G5      F5   F
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
         E5       F5      [n.c]               E5
Oh god i probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
   A5                G5         D5
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
              C5
Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh!

[Outro]

A5
Why does it
A5
Why does it
A5
Why does it
A5          C5     F5     G5
Why does it hurt...when...I

E|--7h8p7p5\3h5--| 
B|---------------| 
G|---------------| 
D|---------------| 
A|---------------| 
E|---------------| 

A5
Peeeeeeee?


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| h   Hammer-on
| p   Pull-off
| /   Slide up
| \   Slide down
| ~   Vibrato
| TR  Trill

• A5
• C5
• D
• D5

  5
• Dsus
• E5
• F
• F5
• G5