Matzah ball soup
Matzah ball soup
I don't want no stinking carrots in my
Matzah ball soup

I want chicken broth, and maybe some noodles
Then i'll wash it all down, with a nice noodle kugel
I'll have some coconut macaroons for desert
And don't you try to stop me or you're gonna get hurt

I don't wanna hear you kvetch or complain
You should know my gall bladder is causin' me pain
I've been sittin' through this seder for nearly three hours
Don't wanna make me use my gefilte fish powers

Matzah ball soup
Matzah ball soup
Hard boiled eggs
A nice side of liver
If i've gotta ask you to pass the salt one more time you ain't
Gettin' no dinner

A bowl of beet borscht
I made it with onions
I'm tired of brisket
These shoes are killing my bunions

I don't wanna hear you kvetchin' or whinin'
We all know your mother's turkey ain't exactly fine dinin'
I've been sittin' through this seder for nearly three hours
Don't wanna make me use my gefilte fish powers

Matzah ball soup
Matzah ball soup
Hard boiled eggs
A nice side of liver
If i've gotta ask you to pass the salt one more time you ain't
Gettin' no dinner

Come on with the borscht!

Matzah ball soup
Matzah ball soup
Hard boiled eggs
A nice side of liver
If i've gotta ask you to pass the salt one more time you ain't
Gettin' no dinner