I Wrote A Song Using Only Iconic Spongebob Quotes

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  You know what's funnier than twenty-four?
C Em7    D
  Twenty-five
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The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time
C                Em7
Firmly grasp it, soiled it
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Is mayonnaise an instrument
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  Photo-synthesis

[Chorus]
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I am ugly and I'm proud
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  Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?
C         Em7             D
  Are you feeling it now, feeling it now, right now
C         Em7             D
  Are you feeling it now, feeling it now, right now

[Verse 2]
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I can't hear you it's too dark in here
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  Don't touch me I'm sterile
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  Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
    C            Em7       D
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
  C              Em7      D
I used your clarinet to un-clog my toilet

[Chorus]
C    Em7         D
I am ugly and I'm proud
C         Em7       D
  Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?
C         Em7             D
  Are you feeling it now, feeling it now, right now
C         Em7              D
  Are you feeling it now, feeling it now, right now

[Bridge part 1]
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Go to work, go to work, go to work
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leedle leedle leedle leedle leedle
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'Cause he was number one
C     Em7        D
He was number one

[Bridge part 2]
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Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli!
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  Who you callin' pinhead?
C             Em7
  Is this the crusty crab?
D
  No this is Patrick
C       Em7
My leg, my leg
D               C
My leg, my leg, my leg
Em7     D
My leg, my leg, my leg

[Chorus]
C    Em7         D
I am ugly and I'm proud
C         Em7       D
  Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?
C         Em7             D
  Are you feeling it now, feeling it now, right now
C         Em7              D
  Are you feeling it now, feeling it now, right now

[Outro]
C     Em7         D
May I take your hat sir?
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You like krabby patties don't you, Squidward?
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  Imagination, chocolate
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  Imagination, chocolate