A       C#m7         B7sus4  E
Let's go down to the fashion show
      A              C#m7      B7sus4      E
With all the pretty people that you don't know
       D       E       A       D
We'll sit down in the velvet chairs
         D     E         A        D
They'll hand awards out for best hair
    D      E         A          D
And if we don't win one, well, then
        A           E          Dsus2
We'll blow off our heads in despair
        A           E          Dsus2
We'll blow off our heads in despair


A       C#m7 B7sus4   E
I smell magic in the room
  A       C#m7     B7sus4  E
Flashing lights and sonic booms
 D      E           A      D
Lovely saps all without a care
 D       E            A         D
Nobody said that the world was fair
    D        E       A          D
And if they did say so, well, then
        A           E          Dsus2
We'll blow off our heads in despair
        A           E          Dsus2
We'll blow off our heads in despair


 A       C#m7         B7sus4  E
Let's go down to the fashion show
      A              C#m7      B7sus4      E
With all the pretty people that you don't know
       D       E       A       D
We'll sit down in the velvet chairs
     D       E        A       D
And hang on tight to our bus fare
     D     E         A        D
And if it falls between the seats
        A           E          Dsus2
We'll blow off our heads in despair
        A           E          Dsus2
We'll blow off our heads in despair