You Shouldnt Call The Doctor If You Cant Afford The Bills

G
Girls if your heart is feeling sore
         C
Call the doctor and he'll fix it for sure
        D
I'll be over right away but you might find you have to pay
      G
For a private consultation and a guaranteed cure
G
When you're dying of a dreadful disease
          C
You don't worry 'bout the medical fees
             D
And it's too late to change your mind the doctors pulling down the blind
         G
And your temperature is rising to a hundred degrees

[Verse 2]

     C
I'll cuddle up beside you for a start
    G
And listen to the beating of your heart
    C
And then I'll take you gently by the hand
    G
And ask you when the trouble first began
    C
And then he'll look down deep into your eyes
            G
And if your temperature continues to rise
        C
There's only one way to make it stop
     D
I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got
   G
If this doesn't cure you it'll kill
      C
But I know it's going to give you a thrill
             D
And now I've ever come across don't complain about the cost
    G
You shouldn't call the doctor if you can't afford the bills

[Guitar Solo]

G   C   D   G
G   C   D   G

[Verse 3]

C
I'll cuddle up beside you for a start
    G
And listen to the beating of your heart
    C
And then he'll take you gently by the hand
    G
And ask you when the trouble first began
    C
And then he'll look down deep into your eyes
            G
And if your temperature continues to rise
        C
There's only one way to make it stop
     D
I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got
   G
If this doesn't cure you it'll kill
      C
But I know it's going to give you a thrill
             D
And now I've come across don't complain about the cost
    G                                                      N.C.
You shouldn't call the doctor if you can't afford the bills

[Outro-Guitar Solo]

G   C   D   G
G   C   D   G
G   C   D   G