C                    Am
I hope they cancel me (Why? Why?)
         Em                   F
So I can go be with my family (Why? Why?)
C                                    Am
So I can quit wearin' this mask, dawg (Damn)
         Em                          F
Tell the people, "Kiss my ass, dawg" (Yeah, yeah)


[Verse 1]
C                      Am
I hope they crucify me (Why?)
            Em                                   F
I hope they put me down, I hope they euthanize me
        C                            Am
I hope I never, ever have to go on TV
      Em                                       F
Mothafucka, Jimmy Kimmel does not wanna meet me
          C                                Am
I told my manager, "No more parties in Los Angeles"
      Em                                              F
Last night, I fell deeper than Brockhampton down a rabbit hole
C                                               Am
Did so much blow, I won’t never find my appetite
Em                               F
On my way home, I crashed into a satellite
C                                                 Am
That's why my phone was obsolete for half the night
Em                              F
That's why my dome is ringin’, baby
C                                  Am
As of right now, my job is to lie down

E E

[Chorus]
C                    Am
I hope they cancel me (Why? Why?)
         Em                   F
So I can go be with my family (Why? Why?)
C                                    Am
So I can quit wearin' this mask, dawg (Damn)
         Em                          F
Tell the people, "Kiss my ass, dawg" (Yeah, yeah)
C                    Am
I hope they cancel me (Why? Why?)
         Em                   F
So I can go be with my family (Why? Why?)
C                                    Am
So I can quit wearin' this mask, dawg (Damn)
         Em                          F
Tell the people, "Kiss my ass, dawg" (Yeah, yeah)