Fortune Presents Gifts Not According To The Book

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Fortune presents gifts not according to the book
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Fortune presents gifts not according to the book
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When you expect whistles it's flutes
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When you expect flutes it's whistles

[Verse]

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What various paths are followed in distributing honours and possessions
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She gives awards to some and penitent's cloaks to others
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When you expect whistles it's flutes
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When you expect flutes it's whistles

[Verse]

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Sometimes she robs the chief goatherd of his cottage and goat pen
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And to whomever she fancies the lamest goat has born two kids
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When you expect whistles it's flutes
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When you expect flutes it's whistles

[Intermezzo]

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[Verse]

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Because in a village a poor lad has stolen one egg
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He swings in the sun and another gets away with a thousand crimes
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When you expect whistles it's flutes
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When you expect flutes it's whistles