Jesus I Was Evil

F


[Verse 1]
          Bb                  Db               F           Bb
I used to do things, and I'd say things, and Jesus I was evil
Eb              Db               F           Bb            Db
Fake things and break things and Jesus I was evil
        Bb            Db
I never shook babies
        Bb            Eb       Db
I never beat no ladies


[Interlude]
E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------| 
D|-----0---------0-------1-0-----| 
A|-------3-1-------4-3-1-----3-1-| 
E|-1-1-------3-1-----------------| 

Bb Db C Bb

E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------| 
G|---------------------1---------| 
D|-------------------------------| 
A|-8---6-5-3--------------4---1--| 
E|-6---4-3-1------------3---1----| 

F


[Verse 2]
          Bb                 Db             F           Bb
I used to crash parties and Maseratis and Jesus I was evil
Bb             Eb              F          Bb           Db
Go places and pull faces and Jesus I was evil
        Bb              Db
I never shook babies
        Bb              Eb          Db
I never beat no ladies
E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------| 
D|-----0---------0-------1-0-----| 
A|-------3-1-------4-3-1-----3-1-| 
E|-1-1-------3-1-----------------| 


[Chorus]
    Bb           Eb (low probably drop tuning)
But Jesus I was evil
F          Bb
Jesus I was evil
E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------| 
G|---------------------1---------| 
D|-------------------------------| 
A|-8---6-5-3--------------4---1--| 
E|-6---4-3-1------------3---1----| 

Db            Bb         Db         Bb       Eb    Db
He never shook babies, he never beat no ladies
E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------| 
D|-0-3-0-----------------7-6-5-3-| 
A|-------3-1-----5-4-3-1-5-4-3-1-| 
E|-----------3-1-----------------| 


[Bridge]
Ab                G   Ab    A    Bb
Now I help old ladies cross the street and I
Ab                G   Ab    A    Bb
Now I shine the shoes upon my feet and I
Ab                G   Ab    A    Bb
Now I grow the food that feeds the homeless in the streets and I
Ab                                Bb
Comb my hair one billion times a week and I
Ab               G   Ab   G    F
Say my prayers before I go to sleep at night

N.C.
*scream*
E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------| 
G|---------------------1---------| 
D|-------------------------------| 
A|-8---6-5-3--------------4---1--| 
E|-6---4-3-1------------3---1----| 


[Outro]
Db        Bb              Db
I never shook babies
        Bb       Eb       Db
I never beat no ladies

E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------| 
D|--0-----3-0-1-3----------------| 
A|----3-1------------------------| 
E|----------------1-3-5-6--------| 

E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------| 
D|-3-----------3-----------------| 
A|-1---5---3---1-----------------| 
E|-----3---1---------------------| 

E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------| 
D|-3---3-5------6---3------------| 
A|-1-3-1-3--3---4---1------------| 
E|---1------1--------------------| 

Db        Bb     Db
I never shook babies
        Bb
I never beat no ladies

E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------| 
D|-----0---------0-------1-0-----| 
A|-------3-1-------4-3-1-----3-1-| 
E|-1-1-------3-1-----------------| 

Bb               Eb
But Jesus I was evil
F          Bb
Jesus I was evil

E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------| 
G|---------------------1---------| 
D|-------------------------------| 
A|-8---6-5-3--------------4---1--| 
E|-6---4-3-1------------3---1----| 

Db      Bb                    Db          Bb        Bb
He never shook babies, he never beat ladies

E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------| 
G|-------------------------------| 
D|-0-3-0-----------------7-6-5-3-| 
A|-------3-1-----5-4-3-1-5-4-3-1-| 
E|-----------3-1-----------------| 


Bb           Eb        Db
Jesus I was evil
Bb           Db
Jesus I was evil


Ab F Bb
Ab F Bb
Ab F Bb