Percy Faith

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Mr. Percy Faith, is your masterpiece complete
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I'm in dire need of curing this headache
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There are riots in the streets and we're still not on the moon
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And I hear that you've been taken from the airwaves


[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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Joseph Raymond Conniff, I am writing from Seattle
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Where they now have put a trademark on the rain
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And having just arrived I am staying by the airport
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It was tough to find a room at the Hyatt Inn


[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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Alice in disguises, Bill Close taken hostage
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"Dear Loretta, these are my demands"
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I'll be selling Arizona to the next potential buyer
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Who comes in from the north in search of sand


[Interlude]
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[Verse 4]
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Mr. Allan Sherman, I am writing from the future
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Where the people never look you in the eye
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And there is no need to talk, and the sidewalks they walk for you
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I know everything and yet no one at all