Hootin Tootin Carman

C E F Am G

[Verse 1]
C               F                 G         Am   G
One day all the things i say will come back to me
C               F              G     Am    G
And i will live to regret that day acutely


[Chorus]
F       C          G    C
You are stupid and I am stupid
    F          C         G
And you are an idiot and I am too
    F          Fm                    C
But i wont say anything like that to you
F         Fm                      C    G
Even if i know it wont get back to you


[Verse 2]
C                     F                G       Am     G
Id like to say that I love you but you wont believe me
   C                          F                 G        Am
Id shout it from the top of a mountain but youd probably leave me


[Chorus]
F             C     G         C      F         C      G
Of course you are embarrased and you dont want anyone else to know
   F          Fm          C
So I wont say anything to you
F             Fm          C  G
Even if thats all i wanna do


[Bridge]

C F Am G
C F Am G

[Chorus]

F       C          G    C
You are stupid and I am stupid
    F          C         G
And you are an idiot and I am too
    F          Fm          C
And i wont say anything to you
F             Fm          C
Even if thats all I wanna do