Maybe I Am

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[Verse 1]
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Well, the older that I get the less I give a damn,
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when I hear people talking about the way I am.
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Hell, I don't remember askin',   I can't say I ever have,
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so, if that makes me an asshole in your eyes, maybe I am.

[Verse 2]
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Well, I guess it must make some feel good when they put others down,
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all of those throwing stones, hell, who needs you around?
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I don't like your disposition,   I can't say I ever have,
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So, if that makes me an asshole in your eyes, maybe I am.

[Chorus]
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But if that's the worst thing I get called it's been a damn good day,
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it ain't like what you say is gonna matter anyway.
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So, put your head between your legs and I bet that you'll find,
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best place for your opinion is right there, where the sun don't shine.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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I won't apologize for what I write or how I play the song,
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it's pretty clear at least from here, we won't get along.
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But I won't lose no sleep about it,   I can't say I ever have,
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so, if that makes me an asshole in your eyes, maybe I am.

[Chorus]
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But if that's the worst thing I get called it's been a damn good day,
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it ain't like what you say is gonna matter anyway.
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So, put your head between your legs and I bet that you'll find,
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best place for your opinion is right there, where the sun don't shine.

[Outro]
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And if that ain't clear, let me say I never gave a damn,
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so, if that makes me an asshole in your eyes, well I guess I am.
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Talk shit - get hit.