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[Verse 1]
          D                    D
Well, the older that I get the less I give a damn,
     D                      D
when I hear people talking about the way I am.
        G                      G                    D         D
Hell, I don't remember askin',   I can't say I ever have,
       A                                G***          D           D
so, if that makes me an asshole in your eyes, maybe I am.

[Verse 2]
        D                                      D
Well, I guess it must make some feel good when they put others down,
D                                   D
all of those throwing stones, hell, who needs you around?
        G                      G                    D         D
I don't like your disposition,   I can't say I ever have,
       A                                G***          D          D
So, if that makes me an asshole in your eyes, maybe I am.

[Chorus]
       G                                        D
But if that's the worst thing I get called it's been a damn good day,
D                                   D**       A
it ain't like what you say is gonna matter anyway.
    G**             A**                 D**               G
So, put your head between your legs and I bet that you'll find,
     D                               A***                       D        D
best place for your opinion is right there, where the sun don't shine.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
         D                            D
I won't apologize for what I write or how I play the song,
     D                                D
it's pretty clear at least from here, we won't get along.
            G                       G                    D         D
But I won't lose no sleep about it,   I can't say I ever have,
       A                                G***          D         D
so, if that makes me an asshole in your eyes, maybe I am.

[Chorus]
       G                                        D
But if that's the worst thing I get called it's been a damn good day,
D                                   D**       A
it ain't like what you say is gonna matter anyway.
    G**             A**                 D**               G
So, put your head between your legs and I bet that you'll find,
     D                               A                          D        D
best place for your opinion is right there, where the sun don't shine.

[Outro]
       G**               A*           D*           G            G
And if that ain't clear, let me say I never gave a damn,
       D                                A***                 D        D
so, if that makes me an asshole in your eyes, well I guess I am.
                D          D*
Talk shit - get hit.