All My Best Friends Are Behind Bars

INTRO:
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VERSE:
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 Philosophers and poets
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And songwriters too
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Have told stories through the ages
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 'Bout what friends can do to you

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 Their envy and betrayal
                        D  F
Can drive a man to drink
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It can land a man in jail
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 And that is why I think


CHORUS:
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All my best friends are behind bars
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Sometimes, we take things a bit too far

C
I don't mean they're bad men
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Please don't take it wrong when I say

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All my best friends are behind bars


VERSE:
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I've spent the better part of my adult life
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Fightin' with best friends and arguin' with wives
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And tryin' to convince some judge I'm just misunderstood

        C
Then a bartender showed me the secret to life
        F
Was a smooth sippin whiskey and a handful of ice
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Since then, it's been downhill life's been good


CHORUS:
                C                              F
And that's why all my best friends are behind bars
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 Sometimes, we take things a bit too far

C
 But most of them are top shelf
            F
Which makes me a little higher my own self and that's why

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  All my best friends are behind bars
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BDA K:
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  Jim and Jack, help me through hard times
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Jose and I, we party till sunrise
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 Johnny Walker helps me walk the line


CHORUS:
                C                              F
And that's why all my best friends are behind bars
G7                                    C  G7
 Sometimes, we take things a bit too far

C
 But most of them are top shelf
            F
Which makes me a little higher my own self and that's why

G7                                C   G7
  All my best friends are behind bars


OUTRO:
C
I don't mean they're bad men
 F
Please don't take it wrong when I say
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That all my best friends are behind bars