Technology

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Well I've never been to Colorado
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Or had a Rocky Mountain high
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And I've never seen the Denver Broncos
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Or watched a tumbleweed blow by

[Chorus 1]
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But I've got a 42 inch TV
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High definition, crystal-clear
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200 channels beamin' from above
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Yeah, I can see the world from here
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I can see the world from here

[Verse 2]
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Well I've never been to New York City
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Or took a stroll through Central Park
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I've never waved up at that lady in the Harbor
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Or been on Broadway after dark

[Chorus 2]
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But I've got a new laptop computer
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A bluetooth speaker in my ear
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A wireless connection to anywhere I want
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Yeah, I can see the world from here
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I can see the world from here

[Verse 3]
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Lately I've been gettin' bigger,
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They say it's lack of exercise
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Yeah, the double chins keep creepin' in the mirror,
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I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise

[Chorus 3]
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But I bought an elliptical trainer
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It's got a built-in plasma screen
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Now I can get my cardio with my MTV
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Yeah, you gotta love technology
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You gotta love technology

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I've never been to Colorado
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And I probably never will
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Yeah I do all my travelin' by remote controls
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And I'm as happy as can be here sittin' still
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Yeah I'm as snug as a bug in a rug
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Happy like a pickin' mud
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Yeah I'm doin fine on my behind just sittin still