Anything Goes

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Times have changed
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And we've often rewound the clock
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Since the Puritans got a shock
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When they landed on Plymouth Rock
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If today
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Any shock they should try to stem
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'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock
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Plymouth Rock would land on them

[Verse 1]

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In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
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Was looked on as something shocking
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But now, God knows Anything goes

[Verse 2]

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Good authors, too, who once knew better words
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Now only use four-letter words
        D                A    G#7
Writing prose ,Anything goes

[Chorus 1]

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If driving fast cars you like
       G#7
If low bars you like

       C#m7
If old hymns you like
        G#7
If bare limbs you like
       C#m7
If Mae West you like
        F#7
Or me undressed you like
        Bm         E7
Why, nobody will oppose

[Verse 3]

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When ev'ry night the set that's smart is
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Intruding at nudist parties
       D               A    E7
In studios , Anything goes

[Verse 4]

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When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her)
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Can get Russian reds to "yes" her
             D              A    E7
Then I suppose ,Anything goes

[Verse 5]

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When Rockefeller still can hoard en-
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-ough money to let Max Gordon
             D                A    G#7
Produce his shows ,Anything goes

[Chorus 2]

                    C#m7
The world has gone mad today
           G#7
And good's bad today
             C#m7
And black's white today

          G#7
And day's night today
          C#m7
And that gent today
           F#7
You gave a cent today
         Bm         E7
Once had several chateaus

[Verse 6]

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When folks who still can ride in jitneys
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Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys
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Lack baby clothes ,Anything goes

[Verse 7]

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When Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction
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Instruct Anna Sten in diction
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Then 'Nana' shows ,Anything goes

[Verse 8]

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When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
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Now turns a handspring landing up-
       D              A
On her toes ,Anything goes

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• A7
• B7
• Bb
• Bm
• C#m7

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• D
• E7
• F#7
• G#7

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