Cledus Dont Stop Eatin For Nuthin

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She said a "hey plow boy done ate half a cow
And I still can hear your big old belly growl
     D
So I steamed up a fresh heap of broccoli for you
           A
You've got calories to burn and some pounds to lose"
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Well you can bring that broccoli with squirrel and dumplings
      A
Cause Cledus don't stop eatin' for nuthin'

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               A
She said "I've cooked non-stop in this house for weeks
Time to get your big butt up on somewhere's else to eat"
        D
So I've been down to Shoney's four times today
          A
I hit the Sizzler and the Quincy's they were on the way

        E
I 'bout blowed out my colon from buffet jumpin'
      A
Cause Cledus don't stop a-eatin' for nuthin'

            D
If you like love handles and big old buns
     A
I've pounds of passion and tons of fun
  D
I look like Flabio in my king-cab truck
             E
To look like Brooks and Dunn I need a tummy tuck

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          A
We got to find a little place where I can eat some more
Before I start rollin' on this hardwood floor
D
Head down to Hooters break out the wings
            A
Then make a run down to the border I'm an eatin' machine

E
Fire up the stove and keep the fat clams comin'
      A
Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin'
        E
If it's all you can eat then you'll see me runnin'
      A
Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin'
E
Tell Richard Simmons he can kiss my bumpkin
      A
Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin'
        E
Make my pies pumpkin
And my donuts Dunkin
      A
Cause Cledus don't (No Chord) stop.