Brown Eyed Handsome Man

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Arrested on charges of unemployment,
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He was sitting in the witness stand
                               A
The judge's wife called up the district attorney
         B                    E
Said you free that brown eyed man
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You want your job you better free that brown eyed man
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Flying across the desert in a TWA,
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I saw a woman walking across the sand
                               A
She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay.
         B                E
To get a brown eyed handsome man
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Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man
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Way back in history three thousand years
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Back every since the world began
                               A
There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear
         B             E
For a brown eyed handsome man
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That's what the trouble was brown eyed handsome man
**Guitar Break
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Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
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Between a doctor and a lawyer man
                               A
Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself
       B            E
A brown eyed handsome man
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That's what your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man
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Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
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She had the world in the palm of her hand
                               A
But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match
         B              E
To get brown eyed handsome man
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She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man
**Guitar Break
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Two, three count with nobody on
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He hit a high fly into the stand
                         A
Rounding third he was headed for home
         B                E
It was a brown eyed handsome man
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That won the game; it was a brown eyed handsome man