Frog Kissin

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[Verse 1]
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Do you remember in the fairy tales, how the wicked witch's spell changed the handsome prince to 
a toad,
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Through the  power of a potion, she handed him the notion, he was lower than the dirt in the 
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road,
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and though she left him green and warted, her evil plan was thwarted, when there chanced to 
happen
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by a young miss, who in spite of his complexion, offered her affection, and broke the wiched 
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curse
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with her kiss.


[Chorus]
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Well if you've never been frog kissing, then you don't know what you've been missing, there's a
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world of opportunity under each and every log, if you've never been a charm breaker, if you've 
never
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been a handsome prince maker, just slow down, turn around, bend down and kiss you a frog.


[Verse 2]
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Once upon a time ago, I was down and felling low, like a lonely frog in a pond, life was just a 
joke,
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and I was very near a croaking, I was zapped by life's wicked wand, then in the depth of my 
depression,
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there came a true expression, of a love from a lady so sweet she gave me warm fussy feeling, 
feelings
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that were healing, and knocked me off my little web feet.


[Chorus]
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Well if you've never been frog kissing, then you don't know what you've been missing, there's a
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world of opportunity under each and every log, if you've never been a charm breaker, if you've 
never
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been a handsome prince maker, just slow down, turn around, bend down and kiss you a frog.


[Verse 3]
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There's a happy ever after land, deep within the heart of man, where a prince or princess 
abides, but
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all we get are glimses of the handsome prince or princess, cause they're covered by a green 
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warty hide,
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full of life's potential, they're lacking one essential, to enable them to shine like a star,
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and that's to have some guy or misses cover them with kisses, and love them while they're just 
like they are.


[Outro]
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And that's the secret of frog kissing, and you can do it too if you just listen, just slow down,
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turn around, bend down and kiss you a frog.  ribbit, ribbit.