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I didn't actually figure this one out I got to give the credit to 
*     so if you have questions e-mail
this dude

Alice Bowie-earache my eye

I don't know the introduction. but i know the main riff so...

riff a

D--------5-5---
A--------7-7-9-
E--7-6-5-----7-

riff b

D------------------------------------5-6-7
A--5-7-5-------5-7-5-------7-6-5-5-5------
E--------5-7-5-------5-7-5----------------

 riff a x 4
 riff b x 1

my momma talkin to me tryin to tell how to live
but I don't listen to her cuz my head is like a sieve
 riff b
 riff a x 2
my daddy his disowned me cuz i where my sister's clothes
he caught me in the bathroom with a pair of panty hose
 riff b
my basketball coach he done kicked me off the team
for wearin his heeled sneakers and acting like a queeeeeeen
 solo (riff a x 2 riff b under solo)
 riff a x 2
the worlds coming to an end i don't give a care
as long as i can have a limo and my long orange hair
 riff b
 riff a x 2
and it don't bother me if people think i'm funny
cuz i'm a big rockstar and i'm making lots of money money money aaaah
 riff b
i'm so bloody rich aaaaah. i own apartment buildings and shopping 
centers aaaah. i only know three chords aaaah. i'm a free bird, you
fools aaaah. 

that's it