Suppose You Gave A Funeral And Nobody Came

E             A
Go ahead you fucking sadist
E             A
Pucker up and kiss the babies
E                  A
Kiss 'em till they die of rabies
E                   A
Get your tits out for the ladies

E  A  x4


[Verse 2]

E                  A
Summoned home from Barcelona
E                  A
Another day another donor
E                  A
Two submissions or a coma
E                  A
Gutterpressville Arizona


[Verse 3]

E            A
Follow that ambulance
E            A
And when that ambulance stops
E                A
Take every photo opportunity
E            A
That knocks


[Chorus]

                C
Because you're popular
       D
You're beautiful
     G                      Em
The whole world knows your name
     C                 D
But suppose you gave a funeral
     E
And nobody came

E  A  x2

E
Here's the church
E
Here's the steeple
E
Open the doors
E
Where's all the people?

E  A  x4


[Verse 4]

C
Light up the sky
          D
With sub-standard fireworks
G                            Em
Release the pitbull doves of peace
      C
I've changed my mind
           D
About the mindless violence
     G
I'm happy doing porridge
          Em
With the knowledge that at least
           C
You may be popular
        D
You're beautiful
     G                      Em
The whole world knows your name
     C                D
But today you gave a funeral
            E
And nobody came

E
Here's the church
E
Here's the steeple
E
Open the doors
E                A
Where's all the people?