Spoilsports Personality Of The Year

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[Verse 1]

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When you've been watching the world die all day
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And channel hopping won't make it go away
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Put on your shoes come and share the blues with [me
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This skinny swollen kiddie covered in flies
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His dinner stolen by the government, dies
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A cash collection will be organised
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You see


[Chorus]

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This is reality
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I'm sorry dear
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To be the spoilsports personality for another year


[Verse 2]

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War is just a hobby for the selfish few
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Busy bodies who ve got nothing else to do
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I would get these cheap skates off the ice for you
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If I could
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But this is reality I'm so sorry dear
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To be the spoilsports personality for another year