A G C A
E C A G
C A E C

[Verse]
A         G
Don't do anything just stand there
C                     A              E
Holding the line with man and boy shaking all hands
   G      Am    E               G  Bm  E  G  Bm  E 
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead
A              G      
Six big strong boys of the lads
C                     A         E
Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalene's arms
G          Am           E                G  Bm  E  G  Bm  E  
While guardians wailed "Oh for shame! For shame!"


G       D F     Gm     D    B    F#  A E  Bm F#
I will tear the secret from your ar.....ms

[Instrumental]
A G C A
E C A G
C A E C

[Verse]
A             G
And come boys out from that hat!
C                 A
I cannot see your feet!
           E
Come on my lucky lads!
G         Am      E         G  Bm  E  G  Bm  E
You don't want to live forever!
A                G                    C     
As I live and breathe as if in danger or as if in doubt
A               E
(Ran in circles screaming "SHOUT!")
G         Am    E                G  Bm  E  G  Bm  E 
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead


G      D F    Gm           D    B F#  A E  Bm F#
(Crucified) I thought you  were de.....ad

[Outro]
G G G C A E
G G Bm E
G G Bm E
G G G C A E
G G Bm E
G G Bm E