If I Was The Priest

INTRO (don't play the bottom E string on Intro)

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VERSE
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Well there's a light -on yonder -mountain  and it's callin' me to shine
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There's a girl over by the water fountain and she's asking to be mine
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And ain't that Jesus's he's standing in the doorway
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     with a buckskin jacket, boots and spurs so really fine
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He says we need you up in Dodge City son because there's
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     oh so many bad boys tryin' to work the same line

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CHORUS
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Well now if Jesus was the sheriff and I was the priest if my
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lady was an heiress and my mama was a thief   oh and
G                 D             C       Am
papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
Em             D                  C (hold)
still too many bad boys tryin' to work the same line

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VERSE
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Now old sweet Virgin Mary she runs the Holy Grail Saloon
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     Where for a nickel they'll give you whiskey and a personally blessed
balloon
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And the holy ghost is the host with the most he runs the berlesque show
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     Where they let in for free but ooh hit you  when you go
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And Mary serves mass on Sunday and then she sells her body on Monday
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     To the bootlegger who will pay the highest price
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Well he don't know he got stuck with the losin Mary stone
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     Junkie what's more she's a user  She's only been made once or twice
     that's  some kind of magic

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Well now if Jesus was the sheriff and I was the priest if my
Em          D                C          C/G
lady was an heiress and my mama was a thief   oh and
G                 D             C       Am
papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
Em             D                  C (hold)
still too many outlaws tryin' to work the same line

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Well things ain't been sane in heaven ever since big bad Bobby came to town
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     He's been known to down eleven and then ask for another round
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And me I got scabs on my knees from kneelin way to long
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     You got to take a stand, be a man up where you belong
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And forget about the old friends in the old times
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     But there's just too many new boys trying to work the same line.

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CHORUS
            G              D           Em      D
Well now if Jesus was the sheriff and I was the priest if my
Em          D                C          C/G
lady was an heiress and my mama was a thief   oh and
G                 D             C       Am
papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
Em             D                  C (hold)
still too many outlaws tryin' to work the same line

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VERSE
               G      G          D     D            Em      D       C    C/G
Well there's a light -on yonder -mountain  and it's callin' me to shine
           G        G            D      D           Em     D      C    C/G
There's a girl over by the water fountain and she's asking to be mine
    G            G               D     D
And Jesus's he's standing in the doorway
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     with 6 guns drawn ready to fan
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Said, "We need you tonight son up in Dodge City"

          Em         D         C (hold)
Told him I was already overdue for Cheyenne

CHORUS (3 times)
            G              D           Em      D
Well now if Jesus was the sheriff and I was the priest if my
Em          D                C          C/G
lady was an heiress and my mama was a thief   oh and
G                 D             C       Am
papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
Em             D                  C (hold)
still too many bad boys tryin' to work the same line