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G       C       G       C 
Hey bus driver keep the change 
G          Bm        C        G 
bless your children give them names 
D     Am            D          Am 
Don't trust men who walk with canes 
      Em                     C             
Drink this and you'll grow wings on your feet 

G        C      G     C 
Broadway Mary, Joan Fontaine 
G       Bm      C        G 
advertiser on a downtown train 
D        Am    D       Am 
Chistmas crier bustin' cane,  
Em                    C 
he's in love again 

       Em 
Where dock worker's dreams 
          C 
mix with panther's schemes to 
D        C        G 
someday own the rodeo 
Em                C 
Tainted women in Vistavision  
             G                        C    D  
perform for out-of-state kids at the late show 

 G     C        G          C 
Wizard imps and sweat sock pimps 
G      Bm    C       G 
Interstellar mongrel nymphs 
D        Am        D        Am 
Rex said that lady left him limp. 
Em                      C 
Love's like that - sure it is 

G        C         G      C 
Queen of diamonds, ace of spades 
G       Bm              C          G 
Newly discovered lovers of the everglades 
D          Am        D         Am 
Take out a full page ad in the trades  
Em                       C 
To announce their arrival 

    Em                 C 
And Mary Lou she found out how to cop 
    D        C            G       Em 
She rides to heaven on a gyroscope 
                        C 
The Daily News asks her for the dope 
           G                            C     D 
She says: "Man, the dope's that there's still hope" 

G    C    G       C     G     Bm           C         G 
Senorita, Spanish rose, wipes her eyes and blows her nose 
D           Am         D       Am    Em 
Uptown in Harlem she throws a rose 
                     C 
to some lucky young matador 

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