Does This Bus Stop At 82Nd Street

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E|--8p7--7-x-x-8---8-8-8-8-x-5-5-|--5--x-x-3------------| 
B|--8----8-x-x-5---5-5-5-5-x-6-6-|--6--x-x-5------------| 
G|--0----0-----0---0-0-0-0---0-0-|--0------0------------| 
D|-------------------------------|----------------------| 
A|-------------------------------|----------------------| 
E|-------------------------------|----------------------| 


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E|--2---2-2-x-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-3-3-|--3--x-x-5------------| 
B|--3---3-3-x-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-3-3-|--3--x-x-3------------| 
G|--2---2-2-x-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-x-4-4-|--4--x-x-5------------| 
D|--0---------0-------------------|--0------0------------| 
A|--------------------------------|----------------------| 
E|--------------------------------|----------------------| 


G       C       G       C
Hey bus driver keep the change
G          Bm        C        G
bless your children give them names
D     Am            D          Am
Don't trust men who walk with canes
      Em                     C
Drink this and you'll grow wings on your feet

G        C      G     C
Broadway Mary, Joan Fontaine
G       Bm      C        G
advertiser on a downtown train
D        Am    D       Am
Chistmas crier bustin' cane,
Em                    C
he's in love again

       Em
Where dock worker's dreams
          C
mix with panther's schemes to
D        C        G
someday own the rodeo
Em                C
Tainted women in Vistavision
             G                        C    D
perform for out-of-state kids at the late show


 G     C        G          C
Wizard imps and sweat sock pimps
G      Bm    C       G
Interstellar mongrel nymphs
D        Am        D        Am
Rex said that lady left him limp.
Em                      C
Love's like that - sure it is

G        C         G      C
Queen of diamonds, ace of spades
G       Bm              C          G
Newly discovered lovers of the everglades
D          Am        D         Am
Take out a full page ad in the trades
Em                       C
To announce their arrival

    Em                 C
And Mary Lou she found out how to cop
    D        C            G       Em
She rides to heaven on a gyroscope
                        C
The Daily News asks her for the dope
           G                            C     D
She says: "Man, the dope's that there's still hope"

G    C    G       C     G     Bm
       C         G
Senorita, Spanish rose, wipes her eyes and blows her nose
D           Am         D       Am    Em
Uptown in Harlem she throws a rose
                     C
to some lucky young matador


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Bm
E|---3---0---1---2---0---2---0---2---| 
B|---0---1---0---3---0---1---1---3---| 
G|---0---2---0---2---0---2---0---4---| 
D|---0---2---0---0---2---0---2---4---| 
A|---2---0---2-------2-------3---2---| 
E|---3-------3-------0---------------|