Tuesday Afternoon

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[Verse 1]
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It started on a Tuesday afternoon.
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Josie was one of those easy girls who had wide eyes,
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and she was drawn in by the incense at the Mission Room Bar.
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You know, once she got in the boys attacked her like a movie star.
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As soon as she got nervous she was drinkin´ and smokin',
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like a lover caught chokin' on another man's bone.
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  But clicking her heels wouldn't get her home,

she called me laughin' from a pay-phone.

[Chorus]
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On this Tuesday afternoon, Josie got caught in the mission room
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where the men are crazy and the women are too.
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Before you know it´s Wednesday in the afternoon, in the afternoon.

[Verse 2]
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Just before 2:15 in the morning Josie was doin' the Hustle

with a ruffneck named James.
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And they were bumpin' and grindin' and grindin' and bumpin'.
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You know once you get there it's hard to stop the bass from pumpin'.
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As soon as she was willing,
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Jimmy's jeep was rollin', and her lips were swollen

from the fat shit she was talkin'.
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  By 4 o'clock his waterbed was broken,

She called me nervous from his cell-phone.

[Chorus]
        Bm           A               G                     Em7
On this Tuesday afternoon, Josie got caught in the mission room
          Bm                    A             G
where the men are crazy and the women are too.
                     Em7
Before you know it´s Wednesday.
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On this Tuesday afternoon, Josie got caught in the mission room
          Bm                    A             G
where the men are crazy and the women are too.
                     Em7              Bm         A  G Em7
Before you know it´s Wednesday in the afternoon, ah.

[Verse 3]
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It ended on a Wednesday afternoon. Josie arrived at my appartment

with her mascara running down her cheeks.
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And she was crying like a baby, saying: What a mistake!

I had to sit on my hands to keep them from slapping her face.
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'Cause as soon as I asked her if she used protection,
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I saw Josie's complexion turn a shade of gray.
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  Now what am I supposed to say? Just don't party on a weekday.

[Chorus]
        Bm           A               G                     Em7
On this Tuesday afternoon, Josie got caught in the mission room
          Bm                    A             G
where the men are crazy and the women are too.
                     Em7
Before you know it´s Wednesday.
        Bm           A               G                     Em7
On this Tuesday afternoon, Josie got caught in the mission room
          Bm                    A             G
where the men are crazy and the women are too.
                     Em7              Bm         A  G Em7 Bm A G Em7 Bm
Before you know it´s Wednesday in the afternoon, ah.