The Break Up Song

F           F/Eb
It's over
Dm                                                    C
We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again
F
It's over
F/Eb
We're unhappy
Dm
We need to take a break from us to make us right again
     Bb                         C
And even though it's not gonna go any further
Dm
I swear I don't regret a second of it
Bb
And when the dust has settled
                         C
I hope we can still be friends


[Boy]

And then I said
F
EAT a DICK!
F
EAT a DICK!
F
EAT a FUCKING DICK, LIKE THIS
F
PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING GLOVES!
F
GET DAD Y TO GOBBLE a DICK OFF!
F
IF YOU C N'T LIKE THIS DICK, B TCH
F
EAT a DICK!, BITCH!


[Instrumental]

F  F/Eb Dm C (x2)


[Girl]

            F
Ok, you're angry
F/Eb
I can see that
Dm                                                     C
But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be
F                  F/Eb
I try to speak to you

But you won't listen -


[Boy]

Dm
EAT a DICK!


[Girl]

N.C.
Hold on, please just let me -


[Boy]
N.C
EAT a DICK!


[Girl]

N.C
Oh my God
Bb                          C
Honestly, are you fucking five?
                    Dm
I try to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me
Bb
I'm saying how I'm feeling
Bb
And you're saying "eat a dick"
C7
Does that seem like a mature response to you?


[Boy]

F
NO IT CE SN'T!
F
BUT SEE I THINK THE ISSUE IS
F
I'VE GOT MY F THERS TEMPER
F
AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INARTICUA TE!
F
SO RATHER THAN BEING HONEST AND VULNERABLE
F
I DID a QUICK SWITCH
F
BECAUSE I'M HURTING INBDE
F
AND I'M TRYING TO HIDE IT, SO


[Crying]

F
EAT a DICK!, BITCH!


[Girl]

F                     Gm
I didn't think you'd cry for me
Dm         C
I didn't think you cared
F                   Gm              Dm
I thought you were lashing out in anger
                  Bb
Now I see you're scared
             C
I'm scared, too
              C
Maybe we can work this out
      C7
And not break up


[Boy]

N.C
Really?


[Girl]

F
NO, LICK MY CLIT!
F
LICK MY MOTHERFUCKING CLIT!
F
YOU THINK THDE  LOUSY TEARS
F
OFFSETS THDE  YEARS OF SHIT
F
I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU
F
GET ME WETTER, THEN SCD W
F
SORRY, YOU'D  NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN
F
LICK THIS CLIT AND LEAVE, SON