Oh My God

E          A                    C#m   B
I've never written a book in my life
E                A
Cause your tiny brains would never get it
C#m                               B                                     A
Me compared to Shakespeare's like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare's wife
           B
I gave you everything but
E                 C#m
I gave you simple minds so you made simple things
A                  B
I gave you healthy birds you made chicken wings
E                 C#m
I gave you nipples you made nipple rings
E          A
You're not going to heaven
C#m                          B
Why would you ever think I'd ever hang out with you
E          A
You're all dicks I don't need you
C#m              B                  A   B
I know a million aliens cooler than you
So fuck you


[Refrain]

E              C#m    G#m
Oh my I said oh my God
E      C#m       G#m
Oh my oh my God
    E                 C#m
I'm not gonna fix you
    G#m
I'm not gonna fix you
       E      C#m    G#m
I said oh my oh my God


[Verse 2]
E              A                       C#m   B
People give me money but I don't know why
E              A                      C#m       B                  A
Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy
       B          E                          C#m                       A
I made every girl different and they're all perfect just the way they are
       B                        E               C#m
People tell them different and people are smart
                E
I just made the stars
                   A
You think you know beauty and love
C#m                          B
Trust me you don't I'm the one who created them
E              A                      C#m                      B
You're overpopulated so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them
A   B
Fuck youuuu


[Refrain]

E              C#m    G#m
Oh my I said oh my God
E      C#m       G#m
Oh my oh my God
    E                 C#m
I'm not gonna fix you
    G#m
I'm not gonna fix you
       E      C#m    G#m
I said oh my oh my God


[Bridge]

Same chords as the refrain just in a different rhythm

E C#m G#m  x4

E              C#m                    Eb                       G#m
I created many beings but you're the strangest that I've ever met
E                        C#m                  Eb                    G#m
You think that you're my children but you're more like an annoying pet
    E                C#m           Eb                    G#m
The Messiah made the people wonder heavenly whether he's me
            E           C#m              Eb                   G#m
But I'm not into saving people who might nail me to a fucking tree
           E              C#m
You're all angry crying sad and lost
    Eb                G#m
You worship power and wealth
    E                    C#m            Eb
The more that I watch you the less I believe in myself


[Refrain]

This refrain ends a bit differently for the launch into the key change

E              C#m    G#m
Oh my I said oh my God
E      C#m       G#m
Oh my oh my God
    E                 C#m
I'm not gonna fix you
    G#m
I'm not gonna fix you
       E      C#m    A  B
I said oh my oh my God


[Verse 3]
F#                 B                     Ebm  C#
You're looking for answers that won't be found no
F#       B                      Ebm  C#
How many answers can a raindrop find before it hits the ground
F#          B
You think I kill you people
Ebm         C#                 F#
You ask me 'Why ' when a child dies
            B                   Ebm           C#                     F#
Why would I kill someone when a hundred years passes when I blink my eyes