Men And Women

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men and women

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men are like vows,      'cause they are easily broken
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women are like cows,      'cause they both have vaginas
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men are like muzzles yeah,   'cause they will try to shut you up
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women are like puzzles 'cause prier to 1920 neither had the right 
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to vote

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puzzles still don't

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a man is an eagle a woman is a dove

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women can fake orgasms but men can fake love

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women are like fingers and toes,    'cause they're easy to count 

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on

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men are like ravens and crows,   'cause they hate using condoms
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women are like yatzees,       'cause i rarely get them

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and men are like Nazis,        'cause they both caused the 
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holocaust

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for every dollar that a man makes a woman makes seventy cents, 
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that doesn't make sense,

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that's not fair the mans only left with thirty

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men and women, it's black and white with an area of grey for 
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hermaphrodite

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male strippers always look like they're applying lotion

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and female strippers, when they're dancing on the pole, just look 
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like confused firemen(?)

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