Facetime With My Mom Tonight

F G Am7 G/B C Em F Em
F G Am7 G/B C Em F

[Chorus]
F                G            Am7
 Pour me a drink and clear my schedule
 G/B  C                    Em  F      Em
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
F                  G    Am7
  These 40 minutes are essential
 G/B  C                   Em     F
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

[Verse 1]
F         G   Am7         G/B  C
  I call, she answers and her hair is wet
Em   F                Em
    (hair is, hair is wet...)
F         G   Am7               G/B  C
  I say, "Did you just shower?" she says "how'd you guess?"
  Em         F
I say, "Your hair is wet" She says, "Oh yeah"

[Chorus]
F                G            Am7
I tell my boys I need some space, yeah
 G/B  C                    Em  F
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
             Em        F                               G    Am7
She'll hold her iPhone 5 no further than 6 inches from her face
  G/B    C                Em  F
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

[Verse 2]
F            G    Am7              G/B  C
  She says, "Oh, look who's here. Say 'hi' to Dad!"
Em   F                   Em
(Dad, dad, hi, hi to Dad)
F          G       Am7         G/B         C
 He says, "How ya doing, bud?" I say, "I'm not so bad"
Em         F
And that's the deepest talk we've ever had

[Chorus]
F                 G            Am7
  Watching as she looks for her glasses
   G/B   C                Em  F
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
                    Em        F            G          Am7
She'll tell me all about the season six finale of The Blacklist
  G/B    C                Em  F
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

[Outro]
C             Gm                           F
  My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
               Dm                      C
I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom
            Gm                           F
My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
               Dm                      C
I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom
            Gm                           F
My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
               Dm                      C
I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom
            Gm                           F
My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
               Dm                      C
I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom