Intro (0:00)

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Verse (0:15)

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Where to begin? They call me tropical storm Jim
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Here's your really local forecast, there's a warm front moving in
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Pin drop, yeah you heard it when I moon walked in the room
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While around the water cooler at the Legion of Doom
They're shouting:
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"Why's the new guy with the sweet moves talking that smack?"
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Well I'm the kind of crazy made from the shit of a bat
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I swing like hell but know full well that I won't win the fight
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But big man I'm the beta male that's gonna ruin your night



Prechorus (0:46)

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My rhymes score dimes ain't nothing you can do
B                            A
It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to



Chorus (1:02)

C# B A

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I write the songs that girls like to dance to
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to
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Verse (1:20)

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What? Who me? Who am I? Well I'm just awesome
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Like watching someone else getting kicked in the balls and 
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DJs hit pause when I waltz in, my thoughts enthrall crowds for hours and 
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It would come at no surprise if I had magical powers, poof
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Buy me beers, cheers. Here's to blood, sweat and tears for fears
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Yes I get stupid like a baby with pierced ears
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So drop me like them panties drop when I drop knowledge
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Danger was my middle name but I changed it in college



Prechorus (1:51)

C#
My rhymes score dimes ain't nothing you can do
B                            A
It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to
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My rhymes score dimes ain't nothing you can do
B                            A
It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to



Chorus (2:21)

C# B A

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I write the songs that girls like to dance to
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to
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Bridge (2:45)

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Make them motherfuckers sweat
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Make them motherfuckers sweat
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Make them motherfuckers sweat

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Make them motherfuckers sweat
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Make them motherfuckers sweat 
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Make them motherfuckers sweat

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Make them motherfuckers sweat
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Make them motherfuckers sweat 
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Make them motherfuckers sweat

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Make them motherfuckers sweat
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Make them motherfuckers sweat
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Make them motherfuckers sweat
E                         A F# A
Make them disco babies wet



Bridge (3:21)

C#m                                 G# E G#
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick
C#m                                    A F# A
Get stuck in her head like porn star dick
C#m                                    A F# G#
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick
C#m                                    A
Get stuck in her head like porn star dick



Bridge (3:45)

A                         F#
Make them motherfuckers sweat
                           A
Make them motherfuckers sweat
                         C#m
Make them motherfuckers sweat
                                   A
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick

A                         F#
Make them motherfuckers sweat
                           G#
Make them motherfuckers sweat
                         C#m
Make them motherfuckers sweat
                                   A
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick


A                         F#
Make them motherfuckers sweat
                           A
Make them motherfuckers sweat
                         C#m
Make them motherfuckers sweat
                                   A
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick

A                         F#
Make them motherfuckers sweat
                          G#
Make them motherfuckers sweat
                         C#m
Make them motherfuckers sweat
                                   A
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick