Taxi

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I'm gonna take a taxi
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Gonna take a taxi downtown
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And I'm gonna pick up a hooker
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And take her to a restaurant

[Verse 2]
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I'm gonna buy her an omlette
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Or whatever she wants to eat
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I'm gonna treat her like a lady
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And talk to her so sweet

[Verse 3]
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I'm sure I'll tell her my life story
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And I'll probably get a few laughs
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And maybe we'll go see a movie
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I hope she says yes when I ask

[Bridge]
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And if she likes dancing
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Then we're gonna dance
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And if she says no that's fine
Am        G
I hear it all the time

[Verse 4]
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Maybe I should stop trying so hard
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You can see it from ten miles away
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And the heart of a maiden has never been won
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By true tenderness anyway

[Verse 5]
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And who needs the trouble? I've got plenty already
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More than my share you could say
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But enough about me, there's a hooker downtown
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And I've got a cab on the way