If I Said You Had A Beautiful Brother Would Hold It Against Me

D
If  i said you had a beautiful body
                           G
Would you hold it against me?
D
If i swore you were an angel
                                         G
Would you treat me like the devil to - night?

D
If i was dying of thirst
                                    G
Would you flowing love come quench me?
       C                        Am
If i said you had a beautiful body
                           D
Would you hold it against me?

G                                       C
Now, we could talk all night about the weather
 Am                                            D
Could tell you 'bout my friends, out on the coast
  G                             C
 i could ask a lot of crazy questions
 Am                 D              G
Or ask you what i really want to know

D
If  i said you had a beautiful body
                           G
Would you hold it against me?
D
If i swore you were an angel
                                         G
Would you treat me like the devil to - night?

G                                       C
Now, rain can fall so soft against the window

Am                                      D
The sun can shine so bright up in the sky

G                                     C
But daddy always told me, don't make small talk

 Am                        D                 G
He said, "come on out and say what's on your mind
so

D
If  i said you had a beautiful body
                           G
Would you hold it against me?
D
If i swore you were an angel
                                         G
Would you treat me like the devil to - night?