Hey Little Minivan

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On Deadman's Curve I used to shut 'em down
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I had the hottest muscle car in my hometown
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I could burn rubber in all four gears
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But I haven't done that in a million years

[Chorus]

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Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store

[Verse 1]

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She's got an automatic tranny with overdrive
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And the radio's tuned to Magic 95
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She gets 30 miles on a gallon of gas
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And I can schlep all the girls to gymnastics class
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She's got her headlights on both night and day
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She's the most practical value in the USA
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She's got cruise control, ABS and EFI
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I keep her Michelins at 32 PB

[Chorus]

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Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the children's museum

[Verse 2]

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On icy mornings when I'm feeling my age
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I'm protected and warm in my steel cage
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Her climate control really pumps out the heat
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And her dual air bags just can't be beat
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She's rated real high by Consumer Reports
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And her two front seats have got lumbar support
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I've got the good driver rate and comprehensive insurance
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And she's loaded with electronic theft deterrents

[Refrain]

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Step away from the car, step away from the car
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Step away from the car, step away from the car

[Guitar solo]

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[Verse 3]

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We're a wild and rowdy bunch when you pass us by
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Bobby's buggin' baby sister and makin' her cry
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If I have to pull over someone's gonna pay
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And it was fun, fun, fun, till Bobby took her teether away

(Fun, fun, fun, fun)

[Chorus]

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Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the pediatrician

[Verse 4]

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Now the wife and I hardly ever date
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'Cause our baby sitter has to be home by 8
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We hurry through dinner and go out and park
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With the fold-down seats we can nap till dark
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I dream of Barracudas and souped-up 'Vettes
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Crazy games of chicken and drag race bets
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Then she wakes me up and says, "Honey, don't be sad
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Our van's the classic Woody you never had"

[Bridge]

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Now if I ever get tired of my minivan
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A red sports car will make me young again

[Chorus]

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Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
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Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
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Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
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Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store

[Outro]

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Go little Minnie Van Gogh
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Little Minnie Van Gogh
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Little Minnie Van Gogh
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