Punk Rock Academy

D A E

[Verse 1]
      D            A           E
I was fighting the mold in the bowl with my pee
        D      A                    E
When a thought popped in through my brain
   D         A     E
If all of us hated high school so much
        D       A    E
Why was nothing ever changed?
            D     A          E
So I called Brian up with my plan that's red hot
      D            A             E
Got a private institution in the name of punk-rock
            D          A               E
We got some government funding and our own private road
    D   A         E
And 6 6 6 for our radio snow code.


[Chorus]
        G                   C
I had a dream when I was in high school
       G            D
That I attended the Punk Rock Academy
G                           C
I had a dream when I was in high school
  G                      D
I attended the Punk Rock Academy.

[Verse 2]
D                       A                E
Chris Jensen's teaching science and he's still running mountain.
   D                  A                      E
We fired the guy from Bad Religion 'cause he sold punk rock out
          D              A               E
And we'll give the dirty punks a dip and get rid of all their fleas.
          D         A               E
And we'll never buy anything with a UPC.

[Chorus]
        G                   C
I had a dream when I was in high school,
  G            D
I attended the Punk Rock Academy
G                           C
I had a dream when I was in high school,
            G                 D                  G
That at the Punk Rock Academy no one made fun of me

[Solo]
G C G D x2

[Bridge]
G                  Em       C
  At the punk rock academy
      G                D        Em             C
Where all the students, they're diagnosed with A.D.D.
G            D
Take me home tonight,
                Em                  C
I don't want to let you go 'til the feeling's right,
G            D
Take me home tonight,
                Em                  C
I don't want to let you go 'til the feelings right
      G                                  D
We'll import a token jock and then we'll kick his token ass
               Em                       C
And there will never ever be A physical education class.
G                                   D
Think about, you'll agree. It's the bizzity bizzity bomb
    Em                              C
And maybe we can get the F-bombs to play the senior prom.

[Chorus]
        G                   C
I had a dream when I was in high school,
  G            D
I attended the Punk Rock Academy
G                           C
I had a dream when I was in high school,
            G                 D                  G
That at the Punk Rock Academy no one made fun of me