If You Want Me To Love You

Em  C7 B7  Em  Em
Em  Em  B7  B7
Em  Am

Em  C7 B7  Em  Em

[Intro]

{spoken}
F: I don't think you love me anymore!
{spoken}
M: You don't think I love you anymore?
{spoken}
F: That's right
{spoken}
M: Oh baby, it's not that I don't love you anymore, it's just that, well you know, people grow 
and change,

and situations might change, and, well, the truth is that situations having changed like they 
have,

I find that there are a few requirements that I will make upon you if we are to continue our

cohabitational type arrangement. So, therefore, I picked up some paper and wrote this song to 
explain

some basic things that I want to say to you right now in this context…

[Verse]

Em                               C7        B7                   Em            Em
Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do
Em                Em                 B7                 B7
Well, if you want me to love you, and have you love me, too
Em                               Am
Well, I've got to have my lovin' like my habit set on
Em                         C7                   B7
Gonna start in the evening and go all night long
Em                         C7       B7         Em      Em
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do

[Verse]

Em                                C7     B7         Em      Em
Well, if you want me to love you, here's what you've got to do
Em          Em                 B7                B7
If you want me to love you, and have me love you true
Em                                Am
Well baby, I'll go all night long if that's what you want me to do
Em                            C7                    B7
But I don't think you'll last more than a minute or two
Em                          C7      B7     Em         Em
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do

[Verse]

Em                               C7        B7                  Em             Em
Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do
Em                Em                  B7                B7
Well, if you want me to love you, and have you love me, too
Em                                         Am
Well I'm so sorry if I don't waste my time by hanging around
Em                                       C7             B7
It's just that there's something so much sweeter on the other side of town
Em                                 C7      B7        Em         Em
If you want me to love you, you're gonna have to get out of the way

[Verse]

Em                               C7       B7          Em      Em
Well, if you want me to love you, another thing you've got to do
Em           Em                B7                B7
If you want me to love you, and have me love you true
Em                                          Am
Well baby, if you've got something better, I guess you'd better split
Em                                    C7        B7
I just hate it when you use my money to pay for it
Em                                C7      B7        Em         Em
If you want me to love you, you'd better turn right back right now

[Verse]

Em                                  C7              B7           Em           Em
Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do
Em                Em                  B7                B7
Well, if you want me to love you, and have you love me, too
Em                                            Am
Oh, what's this complaining about money, baby, I know you've got it all
Em                                     C7            B7
Earning just a quarter at a time in the bus station stall
Em                          C7       B7        Em     Em
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do

[Verse]

Em                                     C7     B7                  Em          Em
Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do
Em          Em                  B7               B7
If you want me to love you, and have me love you true
Em                            Am
Well baby, now if you wanna get in to my britches
Em                                     C7            B7
You're gonna have to show me more than that three inches
Em                          C7         B7      Em     Em
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do

[Verse]

Em                                   C7         B7               Em           Em
Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do
Em                Em                  B7                B7
Well, if you want me to love you, and have you love me, too
Em                                        Am
Well, I'm sorry, baby, if my three inches don't do the trick
Em                                 C7               B7
But there's lots of gals out there who like it that thick
Em                          C7      B7         Em     Em
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do

[Verse]

Em                                   C7     B7                  Em     Em
Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you've got to do
Em          Em                  B7               B7
If you want me to love you, and have me love you true
Em                                           Am
Well baby, if it's early in the evening and you're already done
Em                                C7         B7
You're gonna have to get inventive with your tongue
Em                          C7      B7         Em     Em
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do

[Verse]

Em                              C7   B7          Em       Em
If you want me to love you, the last thing you'll have to do
Em          Em                      B7            B7
If you want me to love you, and have me love you true
Em                                  Am
You've got to take a butcher knife, cut off your head
Em                           C7      B7
Send me a telegram that your body is dead
Em                          C7     B7          Em    Em
If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do

Em                                      C7     B7               Em          Em
Oh, now, babe, well, that's what you've got to do That's what you've got to do