Clitoris The Musical

               C                Em
It's like an arcade game, your hand is the claw
     Dm                    F
The teddy bear is my orgasm that always falls
             Am                        E7
You've been rubbin' the same spot on my leg for ten minutes
Em                 Dm
You haven't hit it


[Chorus]
          Dm           G
Cisgender heterosexual men
    C                     C
I'm bored of your fumbling hands, it's not hard
   C                 Em
This isn't uncharted land
         Dm                   F
From my clitoris, you are so goddamn far


[Verse 2]
       C                 Em
Why is my orgasm censored on the TV
      Dm                 F
While cis boys get to ejaculate freely?
          Am                    E7
I've got double the nerve endings than your pee-pee
       Em                                   Dm
If you do your fuckin' research, this would be so easy
Dm7                    G
Please, just please me


[Chorus]
          C            C
Cisgender heterosexual men
     C                     Em
I'm bored of your fumbling hands, it's not hard
    Dm                F
This isn't uncharted land
        C                     Em
From my clitoris, you are so goddamn far
    Dm        F
So goddamn far


[Outro]
          Am           E7
Cisgender heterosexual men
                Em                  Dm
I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm so damn bored of you
     Dm7                   G                C
I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm so damn bored of you