Banking On A Myth

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Em
There's one guy I'd like to thank he signs the checks and leaves them 
blank
         Bm
he's the one
             Em
he says you don't have to walk a plank the game is rigged, go figure
Bm
slide show tanked
                 D
and your flagship sank
              G                      B7
so we're taking all our myths to the bank
  G                   B7
so just don't, Don’t forget who to thank
        G          B7
we're taking our myths to the
       Em         A
we’re drinking a fifth to the
           G         F            Em       B7
we're taking all our myths to the bank   Oh no

Riff/solo
Em
If you could just do him this favor, although it might involve child 
labor
           Bm
join his entourage give him a foot massage

         Em
from Star Search to the Philharmonic he'll get you there with Hooked on
 Phonics
                Bm
he's the one to know
                                        D
doesn't matter if you blow – no no, no no
                             G
in fact it's just the thing
                   B7
he thinks we're needing
         G
it's a lukewarm liquid diet
            B7
they're force feeding
              G              B7
when the words we use have lost their bite
      Em                   A                G
now they hit you like an imaginary pillow fight
      F
but it's all right
                Em                  B7
cause you're inside and you're in tight

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Em                          B7
deals in commodities of the abstract sort
buys them in bulk but sells them short
talent, genius, love even signs of affection
he floods the market there's no price protection
         G           B7
and when his master plan is unfurled
        C                           A                       G
There stands a handsome bid on the weather systems of the world

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